Tonight I discovered;
that I am a fishing trophy. Apparently I am an award presented to the member of the International Women's Fishing Association who accumulates the most points for the release of fish. And seeing as the lucky lady who is able to claim this title twice is gifted a diamond I'd also say I am kind of a big deal. What sophisticated lady anglers!
I also found this
very normal photo of me in my natural habitat. Be aware that moments after this photo op I purchased 2 pieces of art that now reside on my floor - where most art purchased under the influence of 3 martinis should be on display. (sorry 2E, I know you dig them. I do not. But I do dig you!)
photo of Elton John and Fabio's love child discovered while searching my dudes name